My Name is K
Welcome to all my lovely fans out there who have found this page, K's Corner!
I'd like to take a moment to introduce myself to you all. Of course, I know most of you already know who I am as you're probably following the K-11-7-4 series. If not, shame on you! You're missing out on all my greatness. How will you be able to adore me properly if you don't follow my adventures? I promise they’re not all bad.
…Okay, so they are pretty bad, I’m not gonna lie. Can’t help it though. I like causing trouble for the Alte-Ra. And if you don’t know who they are, they’re the eldest race. We got into a bit of a fight some 600 or so years ago and now we, the Hy-Mun, are their slaves. Sounds exciting, right? Not really. Unless you like cleaning until your fingers bleed, food with no taste, and regular beatings. In which case, you should definitely try it. If you’re normal and not a psychopath, however, I wouldn’t recommend it.
As I said, I’ve got a slight habit of causing trouble. Snitch will vouch for me on that one. But besides being a thorn in the sides of the Alte-Ra, there are plenty of other things that make my life a living hell. For example, I’m classified as an escape criminal. Can you believe it? It wasn’t even my fault! Well, that’s only half true. I did escape, and I may or may not have killed an Alte-Ra and caused major damage to one or two trains…
Alright, alright. I’m a total bad boy on the run from the law! I don’t know why circumstances turned out this way, but it probably has something to do with my missing memories. Yeah, that’s right. I only have eight years of memories, and trust me, they are mostly not pleasant. I’m also plagued by nightmares.
Wow. It sounds like my life really sucks. I promise it’s not all bad! Not entirely, anyway. I have made some amazing friends who think I’m a hero, for whatever reason.
I mean, OBVIOUSLY I’m a hero. I’m the protagonist so of course I’m the hero! I just think that sounds like a lot of responsibility and I’m much too stupid to be trusted that much. Again, if you’re following my story, you understand. If not, get to it! The third installment is going to be coming out soon, so you’d better get caught up!
That’s it for me today. I’m kind of busy at the moment trying to run for my life. But I promise I’ll send another update when I’m able.
Thank you all! Love you all!
PS – If you have any questions for me, please send them to firstname.lastname@example.org. (My manager will see I get them)